i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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