you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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