She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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