is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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