I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
where are you?
Hypothermia
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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