my vag is so smooth its legendary
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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