how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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