Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just want nice things and good sex
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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