your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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