Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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