i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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