She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
