Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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