spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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