After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize
