Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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