is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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