are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
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We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
soo... how was my night?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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