just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
soo... how was my night?
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