Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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