Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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