is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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