At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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