I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Randomize
