no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He keeps bees of course he's weird
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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