i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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