Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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