How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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