No, you can still breathe under the balls.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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