Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I FOUND THE LEGS
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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