Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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