are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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