dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Randomize
