This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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