garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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