I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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