How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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