3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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