I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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