Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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