Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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