I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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