There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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