My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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