She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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