it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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