My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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