Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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