Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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