Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
