she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
