Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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