No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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