I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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