just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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