Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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